Consider this your official warning. This mug isn’t for the faint of heart — it’s for the gloriously grumpy, the delightfully done-with-it, and the legends who’ve earned their moodiness one decade (and one idiot) at a time.
☕ Design Details:
Features a bold red “WARNING” stamp-style graphic
Below reads: “MOODY OLD CUNT”
In aggressive (and accurate) red: “Approach with Caution”
Double-sided for full visibility (and full avoidance)
11oz ceramic mug — tough enough to match the mood
Dishwasher & microwave safe (unlike your patience)
🎨 Available in 7 Attitude-Appropriate Colours:
⚪ White
⚫ Black
🔵 Navy Blue
🔷 Light Blue
💖 Pink
🔴 Red
🟢 Green
🎁 Who Needs This Mug?
The self-proclaimed cranky legend in your life
A not-so-subtle gift for Dad, Mum, Auntie Pat, or grumpy office legends
Anyone who gives serious "don’t even" energy before 9 a.m.
Blunt. Rude. Honest. Just like its owner. Whether it’s for yourself or a perfectly petty gift — this mug warns ‘em so you don’t have to.
Professionally sublimation printed for a vibrant, long-lasting design
Handmade with care in my Hampshire studio
Please note: This mug is intended for adults with a sense of humor.
