"Leaving" Definition Mug – For the Lucky Bastard Who Escaped
Celebrate your favourite workplace escape artist with this hilariously accurate mug that says goodbye the only way that matters — with sass, sarcasm, and side-eye.
☕ Mug Text:
LEAVING The act of abandoning awesome co-workers in search of a better work life somewhere else.
See also: TRAITOR & LUCKY BUGGER
📦 Product Features:
Printed on both sides
11oz ceramic mug – durable, just like your resentment
Microwave & dishwasher safe (unlike your team dynamic post-departure)
🎨 Available in 7 Bittersweet Colours:
⚪ White
⚫ Black
🔵 Navy Blue
🔷 Light Blue
💖 Pink
🔴 Red
🟢 Green
🎁 Makes a Perfect Farewell Gift For:
That one colleague who actually found an exit strategy
HR-approved goodbye presents (just… barely)
Your own desk when you start planning your escape
Goodbye never felt so passive-aggressive. Add this to their box of belongings on their last day — or buy one for yourself to remember what freedom looks like.
Professionally sublimation printed for a vibrant, long-lasting design
Handmade with care in my Hampshire studio
Please note: This mug is intended for adults with a sense of humor.
