"Crappy Diem" Mug – For When You Seized the Wrong Damn Day

"Crappy Diem" Mug – For When You Seized the Wrong Damn Day

You woke up, chose ambition… and instantly regretted it.
We’ve all had those days. That’s why there’s the "Crappy Diem" Mug — a cheeky twist on carpe diem for anyone who bravely seized the day… and got slapped by reality.

☕ Mug Quote:

“Crappy Diem – for what happens when you seize the wrong day.”
Perfect for coffee-fueled existential dread.

🎨 Available in 7 Mood-Matching Colours:

• ⚪ White

• ⚫ Black

• 🔵 Navy Blue

• 🔷 Light Blue

• 💖 Pink

• 🔴 Red

• 🟢 Green

📦 Product Highlights:

• 11oz ceramic mug – ideal for caffeine, chaos, and coping

• Printed on both sides – because the sarcasm deserves to be seen

• Dishwasher & microwave safe (because you’ve got enough going wrong)

• Smooth, glossy finish – ironic shine for a less-than-shiny day

🎁 Great For:

• Office warriors with buyer’s remorse on Monday mornings

• Friends who jumped into new jobs, relationships, or “wellness journeys”

• Anyone who’s ever tried, failed, and just needs coffee now

Because not every seized day turns into a win… but at least the mug is solid.

Professionally sublimation printed for a vibrant, long-lasting design

Handmade with care in my Hampshire studio

Please note: This mug is intended for adults with a sense of humor.